"state officials, who came over, did tests, and told her to have the room cleaned by a hazardous waste crew - to the tune of over $2,000"

This fluorescent bulb business, I don't know, I have some sympathy for it but some things about are sure bugging me. We have lamps that the new bulbs don't seem to fit. I'm thinking about hording the old bulbs, certainly I will for those lamps. But the lady who was dumb enough to call the state in, well, she just never heard the old cynical ditty "I'm here from the government and I'm here to 'help you', ha ha ha."